I was attracted to a phrase 'JAP'
and thought how can I be THE GREATEST JAP.
THE GREATEST JAP can do everything.
At first I ran in my older sister's room stark-naked, muttering 'sushi, sushi'.
I wrenched open closet and bound my waist with her bra and put her panty on my head
My older sister got stupefied lookin at me, but I do not care because I'm THE GREATEST JAP
I crept into her bed and cried out 'Connichiwa! Connnichiwa!'
My older sister got out saying nothing
nevertheless, it is not enough to be THE GREATEST JAP
Next, I dashed into my younger sister's room shouting 'animeanime'
She's just the middle of a change of clothes, but I neglected her because I am THE GREATEST JAP
I stood on my head half-naked screaming 'Yatchimaina!! yatchimaina!!'
My younger sister ran away wailing
I am surely nearing completion as THE GREATEST JAP
Doing judo I burst into lavatory and remove toilet seat and put it on my neck
mimicking samurai I charged my mom's room
I opened drawer and I found a photo
A photo of me in my long-dead father's arms who was a office worker from Japan
I got weep