Your Latest Crime

I go to mcdonalds and steal hamburger

I do stuff like that daily.

I go to news4vip and steal quality

I just downloaded gigabytes of expensive pornography :o

>>1
I'm reporting you to McDonalds.

I drink the blood of virgins

I steal the drinks of virgins

I steal the virginity of drunks

I drink the virginity out of thiefs

I woke up and was I was not VIP quality

Woke up and detected no VIP quality in the environs

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I made a very long post that widens the VIP area

I fapped into the icecube tray.

Sex crime.

>>14
the ice cube tray

i am not sure that is illegal but it should be

I warezed 180 gigs

i did my mother while she was asleep

>>18
Your penis must be small if you didn't wake her up.

Genocide by boomerangs

I murdered my Jehovah's Witness neighbor and made it look like a suicide, I wrote a note explaining how he was depressed at never receiving any Christmas presents or that new kidney he so badly needed.

I castrated Bush.

There was no blood.

I BECAME AN MANIAK AND I FUCKED A LADY WITH A SHOVEL

I HARVESTED A LOT OF CUNT NECTAR THAT DAY

XXX MANIAK

I dined in hell last night.

i was busy illegally shotting noobs over the internets the this evening

I camped in the same spot on counter strike for over an hour

I went to the diskotech
The diskotech is where I wen't to dance
And then I went to the movies, the movies is wehere I felt your boobies, that's where I felt your boobies.

i took toilet paper from work.

I used to play runescape

i lied

I fapped to xxprincesspunkxx

>>23
>>24
OMG THE MANIAK IS BACK

I mooned a church bus.

i moved away from the mic

I bought RTZ Raz for 2%.

I got into Daddycool's private area of VIP without paying.

I am a Hacker on Steroid

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