Name: VIPPER 2007-07-22 5:32
Oh ho, I beg to differ! You sly marketing motherfuckers and your economy brand margarine won't fool me! From the very title down to the yellow, butter-coloured tub filled with conceit and economy pricing, I've seen through your clever guise!
Why is this? Because it's fucking margarine. If I wanted butter, I'd buy butter. I'm not going to buy "butter"-flavoured margarine, dammit. Do I look poor? Do I look like I want to save a few bucks because I'm too cheap to buy real butter?
The important thing is that margarine is better than butter in certain recipes. Why would I want to put a butter-flavoured product in my Kraft Dinner? Butter is the last thing you use for Kraft Dinner! That's right! You use MARGARINE for Kraft Dinner, fools! The butter flavour overrides the flavour of the powder cheese mix and makes the previously delicious Kraft Dinner into a orange sloppy BUTTER CHEESE disaster and that's dreadful!! Are you trying to ruin my Kraft Dinner, you dirty facial loads?
For now on, I will either buy real margarine or real butter. Never again will I buy this pseudo-flavoured travesty.
tl;dr: It doesn't taste like butter.
Why is this? Because it's fucking margarine. If I wanted butter, I'd buy butter. I'm not going to buy "butter"-flavoured margarine, dammit. Do I look poor? Do I look like I want to save a few bucks because I'm too cheap to buy real butter?
The important thing is that margarine is better than butter in certain recipes. Why would I want to put a butter-flavoured product in my Kraft Dinner? Butter is the last thing you use for Kraft Dinner! That's right! You use MARGARINE for Kraft Dinner, fools! The butter flavour overrides the flavour of the powder cheese mix and makes the previously delicious Kraft Dinner into a orange sloppy BUTTER CHEESE disaster and that's dreadful!! Are you trying to ruin my Kraft Dinner, you dirty facial loads?
For now on, I will either buy real margarine or real butter. Never again will I buy this pseudo-flavoured travesty.
tl;dr: It doesn't taste like butter.