Fuck this board.

Nothing useful/remotely amusing is ever posted here. I do not know why you (or I for that matter) bother to come here. You can't even attach any funny pictures. What's the point of trolling a forum consisting of trolls?

>>1 What's the point of trolling a forum consisting of trolls?

Wait, isn't that the whole idea behind /b/?

>>1
There is no amusing the VIPPERS as News for VIP is strictly serious business. We come here for English language Very ImPortant quality news. There is no point in trolling this board as VIPPER is resilient against trolls. We care not for funny pictures because the shit you find in /b/ is just that, shit. gb2/b/ and leave us VIPPERs to dance in peace.

>>3
But you're doing the excact same thing as they are in /b/, only without pictures. Why not just come to /b/ for your own amusement?

>>4
Trolled by a troll board

JEWS

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>>7
Haha, thanks for actually making me smile.

>>1
when you troll here you don't get banned

Piss shit dick cunts fuck beast vagina penis anus guro scat pedo incest rape necrophilia babyrape

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fartoon tuad.

isnt this self-meta? or just being trolled by the existance of the board alone?

>>12
I don't know what you're talking about.

There is no trolling in News for VIP. Everything in this place is very serious.