AWFUL JOKE THREAD

Jokes so cheesy and bad you deserve to be curbstomped.
COME ON VIP.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese.

How do you tell when somebody isn't lying?
When they're standing up.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1177139535/1,4
lolol

life.

What happens to vampires when it rains?
They get wet.

4chan

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 　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN AN ASS-FUCKING ACCIDENT, I WOULDNT
 　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE YIFFING IN HELL!!
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 WE TRUE FURFAGS
 WE ARE WEEABOOS TOGETHER
 WE YIFF IN HELL TOGETHER
 send this FURFAG to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 2, then you're A TRUE FURFAG!　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
 　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN AN ASS-FUCKING ACCIDENT, I WOULDNT
 　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE YIFFING IN HELL!!
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 　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
 
 WE TRUE FURFAGS
 WE ARE WEEABOOS TOGETHER
 WE YIFF IN HELL TOGETHER
 send this FURFAG to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 2, then you're A TRUE FURFAG!
　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
 　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN AN ASS-FUCKING ACCIDENT, I WOULDNT
 　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE YIFFING IN HELL!!
 　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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 　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
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 　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
 
 WE TRUE FURFAGS
 WE ARE WEEABOOS TOGETHER
 WE YIFF IN HELL TOGETHER
 send this FURFAG to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 2, then you're A TRUE FURFAG!

What did the cat say to the dog?
Meow.

me.   :(

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Niggers were chasing it.

Tahnkyou, thankyou.

A man walks into a bar.



 



Ouch.


Two men walk into a bar.

You would have thought one of them saw it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.


Thank you, thank you.
I'm here all week.

A skydiver jumps but his parachute doesn't open. Whats the last thing that goes through his mind?

A few of his ribs.

Three great white explorers tromping through the jungles of Africa are captured by a tribe of "ungabungas". (5' tall 12" dick).  They are taken before the chief and given a choice of death or ungabunga. The first decides on ungabunga and promptly gets ass fucked by the entire tribe.  The second has a family and decides to take the ungabunga for them.  The third says fuck ungabunga give me death....The chief says "ok, death by ungabunga".

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