Name: VIPPER 2007-04-08 6:46
Anyways, >>2, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to ride the bus a while ago; you know, public transportation?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the sign hanging over the door, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to ride the bus just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out to ride the bus, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna sit in the back." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Public transportation should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the aisle can start a fight at any time,
the shove-or-be-shoved mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to sit down, and then the bastard beside me goes "give me family rebate."
Who in the world uses family rebate nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want that family rebate?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "family rebate please"?
Coming from a public transportation veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, sitting in the VIP seat.
That's right, the VIP seat in the front. This is the vet's way of riding the bus.
Sitting in front means you get the best view. But on the other hand you might have to move to the middle of the bus to get off. This is the key.
And then, it's comfortable. This is unbeatable.
However, if you sit there then there is danger that you'll be marked by the bus driver from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>2, should just sit in the back of the bus.
I went to ride the bus a while ago; you know, public transportation?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the sign hanging over the door, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to ride the bus just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out to ride the bus, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna sit in the back." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Public transportation should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the aisle can start a fight at any time,
the shove-or-be-shoved mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to sit down, and then the bastard beside me goes "give me family rebate."
Who in the world uses family rebate nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want that family rebate?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "family rebate please"?
Coming from a public transportation veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, sitting in the VIP seat.
That's right, the VIP seat in the front. This is the vet's way of riding the bus.
Sitting in front means you get the best view. But on the other hand you might have to move to the middle of the bus to get off. This is the key.
And then, it's comfortable. This is unbeatable.
However, if you sit there then there is danger that you'll be marked by the bus driver from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>2, should just sit in the back of the bus.