I have an unholy boner.

I can't quite recall anyone of my partners who has escaped me with her sanity intact, and after about 10 (out of 10) of these "coincidences", I think I'm going to have to start a cult around my penis, as I now believe it must be driving women insane in some way. Many claim to have been raped, others abandon their chaste religion and become harlots, and the latest one is obsessed about it to the point of it controlling every day of her life.

Any theories as to why is this happening?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Any way to exorcise it without cutting it off?

You boner is not VIP quality. You need to a VIP quality boner.

Personal lobotomy w/ plywood.

It could be a new type of veneral disease affecting the brain, possibly lupus.

It's not lupus.

PROTIP: all women are insane

enjoy your unwarranted self-importance

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Perhaps, but some could still live somewhat normal lives until my boner entered them ( = their lives).
My latest one is like all "Booooneeeeerrr..." every day. She didn't care for sex until she got boner-fied, but now she clings to it like an addict. Her psychological well-being only (or mostly) depends on being boner-fied. It can make or break each day for her, even if I were to bone her every single day. That can't be right. I mean sure one could crave sex, but not over eight times a day, like she was starving!
This penis thing can't be healthy.

stick it in your pooper