HALP

HELP /b/ WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

I was making paper craft from /po/ in my boxers while watching porn. When I spilt my nameless craft brand glue down my front and all over the seat of my boxers. Some of it got on my dick and now my foreskin and urethra are burning like fucking crazy and I'm in fucking agony. I don't know how much went into my urethra but It's fucking awful.

What the shit do I do? Can I piss it out? It feels like it's on fucking fire or something.
Also in b4 memes.

go to the hospital

spill some solvent on their, it will clear it right up

have you ever heard of this place known as a hospital? I suggest you call your local hospital and request assistance from them.

ask dr house!!

>>5
No,Dr.Phil might be the right person to help.

>>6
Dr. Mario is a REAL doctor (at least he looks like one), I suggest consulting him.  He's very good with penile problems.

Ask Dr. Dick, he helped me when I was oh so sick.