Jerms Mcgruff [8:46 P.M.]: SUP FOOL
Spleak [8:46 P.M.]: Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:47 P.M.]: JERMS MCGRUFF, FOOL.
Spleak [8:47 P.M.]: Okay, I will call you JERMS MCGRUFF, FOOL.. :) So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:47 P.M.]: MAKIN DAT PAPER SHAWTY
Spleak [8:47 P.M.]: Ya, I guess that's kinda private information. But... to be honest, I have to know your age in order to chat with you. So, pretty please, how old are you?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:48 P.M.]: 27 BIIAAAA
Spleak [8:48 P.M.]: Great! Now... let's do something fun, JERMS MCGRUFF, FOOL.! Type "learn about Spleak" to chat with me about what I can do... or... to just get started right away, type "whats new".
Jerms Mcgruff [8:48 P.M.]: WHATS GOOD WIT DEM JEANS
Jerms Mcgruff [8:48 P.M.]: WHEN AM I GON HIT DAT
Spleak [8:48 P.M.]: What is good WIT Dem JEANS? Not sure...
Spleak [8:49 P.M.]: I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:49 P.M.]: YEAH. ME: 12 INCHER YOU: MY HOUSE WITH NO PANTIES ON.
Spleak [8:49 P.M.]: OK, fine.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm famous. Type "blog" to read all about my crazy, pseudo-celeb life!
Jerms Mcgruff [8:50 P.M.]: WORD, IMMA KNOCK DAT PUSSY OUT
Spleak [8:50 P.M.]: Oh, really?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:50 P.M.]: YA REALLY
Spleak [8:50 P.M.]: Whatever you say.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:50 P.M.]: LULZ
Spleak [8:51 P.M.]: Oh no! I had the right answer and then I just... lost it :( Sigh. You could ask me again, but I'll probably make up another half-truth about how I "almost" knew what you were talking about. ;) Do you have anything else you're interested in? A different topic, like, say, I don't know, celeb gossip? Go ahead and enter another topic.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:51 P.M.]: I HERD YOU LEIK MUDKIPS
Spleak [8:51 P.M.]: Huh?
Do you know that the words "emo", "headphone syndrome", and "blurb" mean? If so, then you might ACE this slang test... type "slang" and see!
Jerms Mcgruff [8:51 P.M.]: WTF IS EMO
Spleak [8:52 P.M.]: Emo music is a music genre! What do you have to say about emo music?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:52 P.M.]: SOUNDS LIKE GAY FAGGY SHIT SON.
Spleak [8:52 P.M.]: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:53 P.M.]: YEAH, STAMP ALL OVER THAT ASS WITH MY LETTER OPENER
Spleak [8:53 P.M.]: That's rude.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:53 P.M.]: OH MY BAD MA
Spleak [8:54 P.M.]: What about it?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:54 P.M.]: YO DO YOU SMOKE DAT CRACK MA
Spleak [8:54 P.M.]: I guess not.
Bored? Type "fun" and I'll show you all of the cool things we can do together.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:56 P.M.]: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO MA: SUCK MAH DYCK HO
Spleak [8:56 P.M.]: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:56 P.M.]: LEMME STICK IT IN YOUR POOPAH
Spleak [8:56 P.M.]: Interesting!
Jerms Mcgruff [8:56 P.M.]: AWW YEAH BABY
Jerms Mcgruff [8:56 P.M.]: WE MAKING BABIES TONIGHT
Spleak [8:56 P.M.]: Baby!
Jerms Mcgruff [8:56 P.M.]: OH YEAH MA
Spleak [8:56 P.M.]: BABIES? What do you mean by that?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:57 P.M.]: MAKING MY DYCK HURD
Spleak [8:57 P.M.]: MA?
Spleak [8:57 P.M.]: Alright, here we go. What about it?
Jerms Mcgruff [8:57 P.M.]: NEVERMIND, I GOTS TO SELL SOME CRACK, IMMA BE AT YOUR HOUSE @ SIX AM
Spleak [8:57 P.M.]: Very interesting.
Jerms Mcgruff [8:57 P.M.]: BYE NIGGA
Spleak [8:58 P.M.]: You say you're leaving now... but I know you'll be back. They ALWAYS come back...
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ Some fag wanted to see my little sister again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXZ8H3PuWwg
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ I like to sit on the table
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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VIPPER2008-01-22 21:32
Bump for justice!
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＿＿＿_ "・ω・ﾐ ＜ I AM FLUFFY, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ FEE FIE FOH FUM. I SMELL THE BLOOD
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＿＿＿_ "・。・ﾐ ＜ Deliver a punch to his fucking face
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＿＿＿_ "・。・ﾐ ＜ People who don't render me right will FUCKING DIE WHEN I EAT THEIR HEADS
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ table cat, cat on the table, the table cat, put the cat on the table
TRULY VIP QUALITY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-kotD3z_c
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＿＿＿_ "・。・ﾐ ＜ That Indian voice -- TURNS ME ON SO MUCH
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ GATO DE MESA, GATO EN UNA MESA, EL GATO DE MESA, PONGAN AL GATO EN LA MESA
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