Name: VIPPER 2007-01-21 4:13
I took my dog out for a long walk today, and he didn't shit until we got back inside. Once inside, he created an ungodly turd pile which smelled worse than the entrails of a thousand dead corpses. After the dark snakes from within had completely left his posterior, looking satisfied with the size of his mess, he proceeded to start licking away at his freshly made stink-biscuits. I tried to clean up his cache of pure evil essence, but he growled and barked at me. I decided to let him finish eating his brown butter while I gently massaged his soft prostate with my fingers, occasionally using them to penetrate his tight, virgin anus.