I'm going to spam dis.4chan.org

which only gets eight posts a day but hopefully that's enough to prove myself and my manliness to my 11-year-old e-friends and my alcoholic absentee father

DO YOU SEE ME NOW DADDY

DO YOU SEE ME

NOW

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　　　!:::l:!ﾟ ヮﾟﾉﾘ　 /　［］］　＜　I am wonderful Shrine Maiden of paradise, evil monsters will die！
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YOUR DAD WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR MANLINESS UNTIL YOU TAKE YOUR PENIS OUT FROM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. YOU TUCK IT IN THERE WHEN YOU PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN. ONE DAY YOU HOPE TO GET AN OPERATION TO CUT YOUR PENIS OFF AND REPLACE IT WITH A VAGINA, BUT YOU NEED TO SAVE UP YOUR MONEY FROM WORKING AT MCDONALDS FOR YOUR HORMONE DOSAGES. YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT TURNING GAY TRICKS FOR REPUBLICAN POLTICIANS.

ＧＯＯＤ　ＮＩＧＨＴ　ＳＷＥＥＴ　ＰＲＩＮＣＥ。　♡

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