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YOU ARE GAY, BUT YOUR PENIS IS TOO NARROW, EVEN WITH A BONER, TO FIT IN GAY MAN'S WIDE ASSHOLE.
SO YOU MADE A SPECIAL DEVICE THAT YOU STICK YOUR PENIS INTO, AND PUT IT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU CAN GET A BONER LOOKING AT GAY MEN DRESSED IN ANIMAL SUITS AND STICK YOUR PENIS IN IT.