I am here to save you. I will be your salvation. I will turn this place around. I will be the 80s montage of hard work and steady improvement for this place. My name is VIPPER.
Let's work together to make this place of VIP QUALITY.
Jews, who art in goyim,
Mazel tov be thy name,
Thy matzah come, thy dreidel be done,
On Earth as it is in chutzpah,
Give us this day our daily chanukah,
And forgive us our schleps, as we forgive those who schlep us.
And protect us from menorot, and lead us to mitzvah.
For thine is the moyle, and the batvah, and the Einstein,
For ever and ever,
Oi vey.