So i stole someones lunch at work today

I was frikin' starving today, so I went to the fridge in the break room and was looking for something, ANYTHING, to eat (even though I knew there would be nothing).
Anyways, a couple of people put their lunches in the fridge to keep it cool. I noticed this one bag so I checked it out and found a sandwich and a dingdong in it.
I tried to resist the temptation, but the sandwich was peanut butter and jelly, MY FUCKING FAVORITE.
So, I stuff the sandwich in one pocket and the dingdong in my mouth and walked out with it and left the bag in the fridge.
They were pretty pissed about it, but I don't think anybody suspected it was me.

you might wanna wipe that peanut butter off your mouth.

So, I stuff the ... dingdong in my mouth

FUCK YOU!! THAT WAS MY LUNCH!!

I'm serious about this.  I will find out who you are and fucking kill you.   Be glad that at least you didn't get my chips or my fruit roll up, because then you'd be in for hours of 120v AC to your genitals.

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