sexes in the bedroom a guidby me

1 DAY I WOS LUKIN @ 2 NAKED LADYS HAVING SEXES ON TEH COMPUTER WHEN MY MOM KEM IN FROM TEH ATTICK AND SAID "OH NO JERRY, WAT R U DOIN LUKIN @ ALL DAT DURTY STUFFS"  I SAID "IT IS RESERCH 4 MY BUK LOL"  SHE SAID "WELL THEN THATS ALRITE THEN JERRY"

SUM OF TEH GIRLS IN MY PORNOGRAFY MOVIES LOOKS BARELY OLD ENOUGH 2 PERFORMS BUT THEY SHURE MANAGE IT W/ FLYING COLOURS MY MOM SAID "I DON'T KNOW JERRY THIS LUKS A BIT RISKY BUT MABE I WILL LET YOU OFF ON ARTISIC GRONDS"

I FINK I AM DA MOST AROWSED SECOND IS JON AND THIRD IS MERRICK AND FORTH IS MY CHOCOLATE MAN FRIEND "I DO NOT FIND NE AROWSAL IN WATSCHING YOUNG LADYS I HAVE A BIG WILLIE"

1 DAY THE CHOCOLATE MAN HAD SEXS WITH 34 GIRLS AND THEY ALL SED DAT HE HAD A BIG WILLIE" BUT THY DID NOT KNOW THAT I HAD AIDS

i can drow womens tittles using letters wots on da kebord

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I KNOW ALL AOBOUT SEXES WHEN TWO PEOPLES GET 2GETHER A FLUID COMES OUT OF THE MANS WIKLINS AND GOES INTO THE WOMANS PUSSY MY FREND JON SAIS THAT HE HAD SEXES 13 TIMES AND HE HAD SEX BEFORE HE WAS BORN CULD I CALL HIM A LIRE YES BUT I HAE NO GROUND 2 prove he hassnt sex is a durty word

sum peple liek to have cigarettes after they had sexes buyt i am concerned about the levels of carbon moroxide

now that you know all about sex you shud yuse it responsably or else yor wilkins will get cut off and youll never see the look in a childs eyes

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?

GIMME THAT BOOKS FAT FAT FATTY FATSO

There was a time when I was young and gay... but straight

>>1

Yes Prince Mishkin

1 DAY I WOS LUKIN @ 2 NAKED LADYS HAVING SEXES ON TEH COMPUTER WHEN MY MOM KEM IN FROM TEH ATTICK AND SAID "OH NO JERRY, WAT R U DOIN LUKIN @ ALL DAT DURTY STUFFS"  I SAID "IT IS RESERCH 4 MY BUK LOL"  SHE SAID "WELL THEN THATS ALRITE THEN JERRY"

SUM OF TEH GIRLS IN MY PORNOGRAFY MOVIES LOOKS BARELY OLD ENOUGH 2 PERFORMS BUT THEY SHURE MANAGE IT W/ FLYING COLOURS MY MOM GOT SKARED N SED "UR MOVING WITH UR ANTY N UNKLE IN BEL AIR"

>>6

you know what you should do? fuck your mom. it's great.

MY CHOCOLATE MAN FRIEND HAS A BIG WILLIE

So is this the actual Salad Fingers creator browsing 4chan?  Because that would be awesome.