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JESUS DEATH THREAT

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-20 15:25

Okay, so I go downstairs and there's a TV.  I'm all, "oh sweet it's a TV" so I turn it on and start flipping through the channels.  I get to the preachy channel, and what do I get?  The dude is reading a passage from the bible, a quote from JESUS HIMSELF, which said, AND I QUOTE: "He who followeth me shall not live in darkness, but shall have the light of life."  Now tell me that isn't a direct threat on my life from the son of God himself.  Worship him, or I don't get the light of life.  WHERE THE HELL does that Jew get off threatening me, HUH?

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-20 17:25

I blame Islam.

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-20 18:23

>>1
Unanse a mi comunidad de hackeo si me pagan lo suficiente les dare acceso a un area privada de hacks ;')
http://forum.curse-x.com/
  

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-20 20:45

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-21 2:10

Religion of peace lol

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-21 9:46

Jesus loves Lobster...Desert Lobster

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-21 10:47

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if JESUS is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from HEAVEN. One good test is to touch JESUS' eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that JESUS does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking him in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which JESUS has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether he is still good.

So how are you to know what to do?

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-21 19:29

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if JESUS is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from HEAVEN. One good test is to touch JESUS' eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that JESUS does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking him in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which JESUS has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether he is still good.

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