/vip/ - Card Captor Sakura

Name: Sakura Kinomoto !lpO4XKCZJE 2006-06-30 6:41

As I was rollerblading to school this morning, I couldn't help but notice the handsome black man skating beside me. I shyly waved at him, and then he pushed me over into the park. Before I knew it, he was fucking me! Now i'm pregnant. Please, help me /b/.

Love,
Sakura-chan

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 6:54

Use the ZA WARUDO card and MUDAMUDAMUDA the guy. If he dies, his sperm will die along with him.

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 7:48

>>2
What is this, sperm stand?

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 8:36

>>1
Use the Abortion Card.

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 9:02

go hang out with your best friend who is also a lesbian. let her tie you up and rape you.

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 9:29

>>1
Fail. GTFO troll. You can't know if you're pregnant for sure if someone fucked you this morning.

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:02

morning after pill?

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:04

>>1
he didn't happen to be wearing orange zip-up coveralls?

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:42

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NAGGING ANYMORE.

Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:58

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Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 13:59

>>1
This is VIP quality!

Card Captor Sakura

1 Name: Sakura Kinomoto !lpO4XKCZJE 2006-06-30 6:41

2 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 6:54

3 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 7:48

4 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 8:36

5 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 9:02

6 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 9:29

7 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:02

8 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:04

9 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:42

10 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 11:58

11 Name: VIPPER 2006-06-30 13:59