I have found out i have a awesome super power

I'm lactating out of my right tit. right now i'm squirting a milky liquid out of my tit. wtf is wrong with me? i guess i'm suppost to feed the world now?

anyone else have super powers?

Cause this is just strange i got no control over this i'm just sitting in my chair and i noticed my shirt was getting all wet. And now i look and its coming from my fucking man tit.

I am defecating out of my left tit, am I dying?