How do I live VIP lifestyle?

I have friends only on the internet, I have a job, and gladly do anything I'm asked, aslways amazingly polite, stuff like that. I'm just 'there' in real life, but on the internet, I am VIP QUALITY. How do I bring VIP lifestyle from the internet to real life?

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