i wish i knew my gf was a lesbian....

before she got kinky with my sister =/

...and I wish I'd known she was your gf before I let my dog play with her :(

>>1
That's hot man. Make them play infront of you

Okay so first you need a gun. When they're together, use that gun to take them hostage, then make them lick each other in front of you, then make them lick your now erect penis. When you're coming, be sure to come on your sister's face (This part is crucial!).

Unless you have a good dungeon or some way to keep them as your slaves, it's probably safer to kill them.

>>4
i can keep them in a coffin, or the fridge

>>5
huge fridge is huuuuge