When I Sage, it is done Rudely

And I refer to it "sage" like a wise old scholar.

And I invision myself as Zeus driving a chariot, with long white facial hair and an equally intensive visage.

And as I SAGE, I invision myself riding the chariot past slave negros (lesser beings) whom I strike with a 6 tailed whip, each time screaming SAGE.

And that is how the proper use of sage is done.

sage = japanese word for unlucky (or a screw up in translation from 2chan or w.e)
age = opposite

not set a good example
dont know where you got that from