When I Sage, it is done Rudely

And I refer to it "sage" like a wise old scholar.

And I invision myself as Zeus driving a chariot, with long white facial hair and an equally intensive visage.

And as I SAGE, I invision myself riding the chariot past slave negros (lesser beings) whom I strike with a 6 tailed whip, each time screaming SAGE.

And that is how the proper use of sage is done.

Your sage must be malfuntioning. Sage is supposed to be polite and kawaii, not rude and non-kawaii ^_^b