My name is Ray, and I'm not gay

Um, hello. My name is Ray, and I'm not Gay, but I want to be experimented on with the new A.I.D.S. cure they're working on. I don't have A.I.D.S., but I think human experimentation is better than research with animals. This is why our governments are weak. All of them. Please infect me. I'm also latex intollerant.

Please infect me.

I'm latex intollerant.