Kopipe

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

You would never know from the "mainstream media" that Dylan was even Jewish, much less that he was driven to hatred of all of mankind for allegedly heinous crimes like the "holocaust". Thus the holocaust hoax has become the gift that keeps on giving--12 children and one teacher died in Columbine solely because this Jewish hate campaign, based entirely on a fraud, drove a Jew to insanity. The obvious coverup, conducted by the police and the Jewish controlled media immediately after it was discovered that Klebold was Jewish, should make Christians worldwide suspicious of their entire agenga. Only Fox News made mention of this in a very small paragraph:

"The idea that Dylan picked the date of the killings because it was Hitler's birthday, that's ridiculous," Moore said. "People don't realize the Klebolds are Jewish. That would not have been Dylan's reasoning."

You guys are seriously pissing me off with this bullshit about Superman being a Canadian Jew. If you knew how retarded you sound saying that you'd fucking die from your own retardedness. That's how retarded it is.

Superman is 100% Made-In-America redblooded AMERICAN! He's no fucking Jew and he's no fucking Canadian and he sure as fuck isn't no fucking CANADIAN JEW! So just STFU all of you. This is how fucking rumours get started when people start spouting off bullshit.

He's owned by DC comics, and AMERICAN company, not fucking Bever Pelts and Bagels Comics. FUCKTARDS! It's you fucking weeaboos with your suck ass jap comics that have to attack the greatest comic and superhero the WORLD has ever seen. Fuck I hate your jap shit!

Look at the flag! See any Jew there? See any fucking maple leaves there? NO SIR! RED! WHITE! BLUE! AND A FUCK OF A LOT OF STARS!

Get a fucking CLUE people!

You ever like sometime right you get on that toilet and when you shit that water splash up on your ass? Don't that make you mad, right? You know what really make me mad, is when shit come halfway out your ass and go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do shit be teasin your ass, right? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really bother me is when you be strainin for a long time, right, and one little pebble of shit come out, right? Be some shit this big, right? Well, put your head up your asshole and say "That's all the shit I'm gonna get motherfucker?" You know what really make me mad when your ass don't cooperate with you and clench up and break the shit in half, and you be mad as a motherfucker too cause you know you got to wipe your ass for five hours and shit. Use twelve rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker. You know what really make me mad though is afterwards, right, it's after you shit you've done all the shittin you're going to do for the whole day, right? You finish shittin, and you flush the toilet and wait a second, and one chunk come back. What does that chunk want?

You enormous fucking faggot, you're not some nasa guy, you're not ground control or whatever the fuck you think you are, you're a dumbass fucker who doesn't have the sense to stop posting when everyone fucking hates you. I hate you and all your future children and any pets you may have. I pray I never meet you because if I ever saw that fucking face in person I would need to be jailed for the rest of my life for what I'd do to it.

You fucking creep. Get the fuck out and post your bullshit elsewhere.

ITS NOT A FUCKING MEME IF IT WERE A FUCKING MEME YOU'D CHANGE IT EDIT IT AND KEEP IT IN ONE FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKTARD.

You COMPLETELY miss the point of /b/. /b/ is not Fark "oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha." /b/ is not Slashdot's pseudo-intellectual discussion. /b/ is not LiveJournal, SuicideGirls, or HotOrNot. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are.

Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. A man rapes his granddaughter and we laugh, and ask for more. Suicide, homicide, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape, and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless "me-too"ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet.

Well, never mind all that, >>6948024. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have an large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

We all are looked down upon. Not because of our skin, race, or ethnicity, but because of our belief. Truly, what is wrong at looking at animals. I have the same love for furries as a man has for his dog (a cute dog, anyway). Sure, we may fantasize about being animals and have intercourse, but we cannot stop our animal instincts. We have evolved, yet we all share the same tenacity towards animals.

Instead of conforming, let us reform! Reform the barriers of society and reform the injustice caused by bigots, racists, and predjudists.

We are a new breed of human; a breed of human reverting back towards harmony and perfection that resulted before man roamed the earth; all part of one cycle, one life, and all linked in death.

We are the furries and it should no longer be concealed! Let us proclaim it from the highest mountains and the lowest valleys saying, "I LOVE FURRIES." Let us make the world understand and gain acceptance toward our beliefs.

Should we be discriminated because we find chickens, foxes, antelope, dear, bears, or any other of god's creatures cute? No. We are animals trapped in human bodies... In order to assuage man to accept and live in harmony with animals!

We will convince ourfamilies, our friends, our neighbors, our teachers, our mentors, and our lovers that we are no different. No, difference, is not the word, but advocators of peace. We advocate harmony, unity, peace, and perfection. A world of balance.

This, my friends is what furries are. This is our mission. This is our objective; this is what we can and will achieve!

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

Rap music:
-degrades the english language
-Promotes tagging and vandalism
-degrades women
-Implies postivity to primitive force (look at any metal cd, and youll see an imaginative cover with interesting artwork, look at a hip hop Cd, and youll see a pissed off nigra wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "bling" and expensive shoes which leads to theft
-Promotes Rastafrian culture, which tries to legalize weed

Rap can be made by ANYBODY, a preset drum machine is all you need to make primitve music and get signed to a record label. If youve been shot, thats credible and prefered to hype your image, just like growing up on the "street"
The lyrics are simple, the sentences dont need to be related, just whatever can ryhme is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to an even flow. And sometimes, rappers will get lazy and mispronounce words to rhyme.
Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg racist", but more thn half of all nigra music is sold to whites. No other genre of music promotes more negative values than hip hop, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.

There is NO talent in rap, so next time, whe your downloading music, get yourself a king crimson, dark tranquility, symphony x or non-hip hop album. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primtive processing jello

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!

Yesterday, I went over to the Ristorante di Milano for a simple meal. Yes, THAT Italian restaurant, Ristorante di Milano.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! €12 discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Ristorante di Milano.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed €12 discount.
Just for those 12 Euros. TWELVE FREAKIN' EUROS!!

Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at the Ristorante di Milano. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large Bruschetta Fegatini".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you €12 just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to the Ristorante di Milano for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.

After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large Neopolitan pizza with a LOTTA' pepperoni".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' pepperoni" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' pepperoni" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' PEPPERONI!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' pepperoni" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.

Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Ristorante di Milano.
What's cool right now to say is "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane". That's it!
You see now, a large pasta serving with aubergines & ricotta is what the hardcore Ristorante di Milano freaks eat. Like ME.
Saying "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane" means that won't get a pizza, but they put a WHOLE MESS of pasta.
Mmmmm... a lotta pasta, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a Prosciutto e Melone al Ventaglo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

No offense but...People are getting too fake on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in /b/ actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and pasta.

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You know, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it's actually an honest truth, that the majority of /b/tards and anime fans are simply desperately unattractive virgins.

Here's a message to all you fucking losers who're fapping to pictures of cartoon girls - There are people out there, people like me, that have sex with girls. In the real world. You might not actually be a virgin, but the one overweight redheaded chick you nailed while you were doing an Art and Animation course at the local community college doesn't count - you'd be crushed in her bull-like stampede as she rushed to fall to her knees should a person like myself even show her the slightest sniff of attention.

There are gentlemen, such as myself, who have slept with a good number of women. We don't get to fuck every woman we see, no one is that successful, but we are in a position where we can choose from a number of girls who are offering interest. They say that 90% of the girls want 10% of the men - we're that 10%.

We're cute. We're tall. We're genetically predisposed to having an attractive body. We put on a bit of weight? It sits just fine. We're funny and charming. When we talk to girls, we're confident and in charge. When we're talking to girls, curiosity fills our hearts, not the gut-wrenching fear of yet another failure.

And as for you? You masturbate to a fantasy representation of a girl that never can exist. You have failed. You have failed. You have failed.

All you faggots who are like "OMFG CP GET IT OUT QUICK" need to shut the fuck up. Because half of you will say "But they are watching 4chan for CP and if CP is posted 4chan is doomed", but don't flatter yourself. I highly doubt 4chan is up there on the 4CHAN PARTY VAN's "real fuckin' edgy website with CP" list.

And then the rest of you will say "Well, CP is just wrong. It's disgusting." to which I say "You're a fuckface." Furries, Dickgirls, Bizarre Insertions, tons of porn, a lot more retarded shit that is digusting, all those come through 4chan on a daily basis. But then suddenly something as miniscule as CP pops up and fuckin ALERT THE INTERNETS. You make me fuckin' sick.

And don't get me wrong, I'm not a pedo. I'm just an Anonymous who thinks that a lot of you are fucking stupid and the ones who aren't don't post very much. It's the principal of the matter. You have to uphold the sanctity of 4chan, you fucking pussies.

And no, this is not Copypasta.

Ok, /b/ I have a problem on my hands here...

I had a gay dream last night. Or, at least I THINK it was gay.

There is this dude who I've had feelings for for a while. He doesn't live far from me, and we talk a lot, go do stuff, get drunk, etc.

So last night I had a dream that I was taking a shower, someone walks into the bathroom, and before I can tell them that I am in the shower already, my friend is naked and in the shower with me. Cocks were touching, balls were not. I ended up getting it up the ass from him and then I woke up just before I orgasmed.

I'm not sure what to make of this dream. Is he gay for me like I am gay for him or what?

Pic not related and if this get's copypasta'd I'll fucking kill you

Please don't say "JAP". It is offensive. I watch alot of anime, heck, I even have all the episodes of Naruto out. So I'm EXTREAMLY familiar with the culture...this term is insulting to us. Please stop.

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

>>10
>>21

YOU'RE A COPY PASTA!

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

NOW YOU'RE A COPY PASTA!

>>4
it's funny because he is canadian.

>>21
n one knows wut s goin on

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

So I walking down the street, shooting people that I meet, fully loaded tommy gun. I was a phedophile, which means I rape babies while dressed as Santa Claus. So there I was, giving my presents to the kids at the local daycare center, when I saw some fucking cunt bitch changing a as of yet still unraped baby's shit encrusted diaper. I killed the fucking bitch with my bare hands, pummeling in her face like one would pummel the ass of a dead reindeer. I was then entranced by the scent and color of the diaper. So entranced was I that I started smearing the fresh shit all over my face while I punched the baby in the face until it died. Screaming "Penis! Penis mother fuckers, do you suck it!?" I set off a bomb that blew up the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. The pigs never suspected me, because who would fucking suspect Santa Claus? Communists maybe, but not fucking pigs. Pigs are for fucking dinner, and that's just all there is to that. So there I was, caked in baby guts, rubbing a shit stained diaper on my face while jacking off to pictures of Martha Stewart, and here I am now, on . What's your story?

Yes, I use Gentoo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my Gentoo distro long ago and I am happy together with my workstation (that is a stage 1 box!). I have a fucking lot of ebuilds in and outside of portage and my CFLAGS are pretty optimized and solid.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and use your stupid Debian while I EMERGE new ebuilds.

this is a collection of legendary posts from SA and other places.

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

this is a collection of legendary posts from SA and other places.