Name: VIPPER 2006-04-18 6:22
EVERY TIME THEY CALL ME UP TO SEE WHAT I AM DOING, I AM INVARIABLY ON THE INTERNET. BECAUSE REPLYING WITH "I'M POSTING ON THE INTERNET" GOT USED UP QUICK, I STARTED AUGMENTING IT SO THAT I WAS DOING A DIFFERENT ACTION TO OR ON THE INTERNET. SOME EXAMPLES:
I AM...
WINNING THE INTERNET
MEMORIZING THE INTERNET
DOWNLOADING THE INTERNET
WASHING THE INTERNET
LEARNING ME SOME INTERNET
POURING HOT WAX ALL OVER MY INTERNET
FEEDING THE INTERNET
PICKING MY INTERNET
I AM RUNNING OUT. I NEED SOME HELP THINKING OF NEW ONES, SO I HAVE OPTED TO CONFER WITH THE INTERNET.
I AM...
WINNING THE INTERNET
MEMORIZING THE INTERNET
DOWNLOADING THE INTERNET
WASHING THE INTERNET
LEARNING ME SOME INTERNET
POURING HOT WAX ALL OVER MY INTERNET
FEEDING THE INTERNET
PICKING MY INTERNET
I AM RUNNING OUT. I NEED SOME HELP THINKING OF NEW ONES, SO I HAVE OPTED TO CONFER WITH THE INTERNET.