I love holding in my shit.

Right now, i have to take a baaaad shit; but for some reason i love the feeling the agony of holding it in for an entire day, then the ecstasy of it's release when i shoot it out into my toilet at home.

There's a technique i call "Flirting with disaster". It's where you let the turd go as far as you can before it touches cotton, then you tighten up your ass sphincter before you tag your underwear.