There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!

Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired;
And asked to explain why she was hired.
"The executive's dong
Is only four inches long.
I thought shorthand was all he required"

moot went off to mexico on a lark
even as 4chan was about to go dark
he shrugged and said "~fin~"
"I can always start again"
and then he was eaten by a shark