how do i fight

i have never been in this position before but how do i fight?

never get in a fight. one time i got in a fight and it took me to a place where i never wanted to go again. just dont, fights are bad, learn to run fellow vipper.

>>1
This is something your dad should of taught you when you were a kid.

>>2

what if one's running speed is inferior?

if i dont fight i will look like a wussy and i dont want that to happen. i think i should just get the guy down on the floor and keep kicking him on the head and hope nobody gangs up on me

>>4
means ur fat

>>1
if you ever have to fight a black guy be sure you are ready to take on his 5 friends as well

there are no black guys just this mexican

CRAWWWWWWWWWWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIIIN

niggers and gooks never fight their own battles

>>5
You have part of the right idea, once they're on the ground, they're as good as dead. Literally, you can do any fucking number of things to them at that point, provided you start raililng them out of consciousness before they cobble to their feet, or knock their asses down again, like I said, you can do ANYTHING.
You really just have to turn yourself into the most vicious bloodthirsty MEAN (emphasis on mean) ass motherfucker you can be and try to tear limbs off and shit, go wild, I mean, you fucking hate the opponent right? Are you really going to let his weak ass not get his neck twisted off if you truly hate him? Not a fucking chance, don't give the mother fucker a stop in the action.
If this doesn't show anyone who might be there to gang up on you that you mean business, well you sincerely have to be ready to fucking dish their interrupting asses out as well, which shouldn't be hard, because after all they're fucking teaming on you, so they're wastes of skin anyway, might as well put them off. For the good of the species, that sort of thing, oh also to satisfy the whole blood lust you should be getting from the steady flow of pure unadulterated HATRED. But that's just in a GOOD mind situation, if you're in a bad one you might be scared or just completely spaced out or something, be sure you have some real focus on what is going on and taking into account how much the people involved suck and how much it should piss you off more than anything.

Crush their fucking skulls already!

>>1
Shoot him.

>>1
I have much experience in the art of the windmill, crotch-kick-run, and calling people nigga throughout a fight.

I hope that helps.

you mumaaaaaa

Always keep you hands up

Never blindly throw a punch and hope you hit the opponent

Aim for his nose (try and break it ASAP) & jaw.

Hard knees to the solar plexus FTW!

>>1
Watch this:
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1141393965/Dude_Gets_Knocked_Out

Do what the messican does.

>>11

whut if someone who knows how to fight sees you doing this and they move in all smoothly like a cool cat and slap you a few times and ur out what then smart guy?

>>17
well there arnt that many ppl in my primary sschool that kno how to fite

Go for the opponents weaknesses, eyes, crotch, etc. When you've stunned him, make sure that you incapacitate him. After that, make sure he'll never pick a fight with you again, or one of his friends. Breaks his legs, tear his heart out, kill him if you can get away with it.

KNIVES

Yes, after killing your opponent, try putting a knife in his hand. If he is a nigger, you can easily get away with self-defence in court.

This topic is teens only

"This topic is men only"

FIXED

>>23
teenager.

>>24
Grandpa.

>>25
Mr. Jefferson

>>26
I fucklol'd

>>17
well then you just have to fit some time out of your busy schedule of beating the shit out of an imbecile to focus on fighting a fighter, not really that much harder AND ITS STILL THE SAME FUCKING CONCEPT I POSTED BEFORE

really why did you even ask when I had already said what the fuck to do goddamn idiot.

Don't get in a fight.
If you want to defend yourself, have a self-defense weapon, and talk yourself out of fights, or run away if you can.

If you fight, strike first and hard, aim for the balls, throw things at his eyes, and once he his down, keep kicking (not punching, hard to get up if somebody comes) until you are more than 100% sure he won't be able get up. Stomping his fingers and breaking his limbs in life-threatening situations.

Do not ever try to have an honorable fight. If you really have to fight, do anything you can to win.

>>29 has never been in a fight between two Jedi masters.

Why hit him when he is down? That's pretty cowardly. We should have legally sanctioned fights with rules and stuff where you can kill each other like in the olde days.

hitting him when he is down IS killing him

where do these retards hail from, do you not know what the fuck hatred is?

>>31
Because winning is the only thing that matters when if you can't avoid a fight.

i used to have all these books about self defense, aikido and killing people with bare hands. i'd up them if you're interested

just watch the ninja turtles like the rest of us

>>10

I guess, But black people and asians do fight their own battles. Want a list?

>>31

Hitting a person while he's down is fine, as long as you use your fist. If you kick him that's assault with a deadly weapon. It's not cowardly, It's called staying out of the hospital. There's a spot for waiting either you or the other guy, in the hospital. Put him there before he puts you there.

>>19

I agree with this. don't forget the throat, temples or bridge of nose. If you maim him for life, and he's bigger than you or a notorious bully, that's bonus points.

>>17

Just fight back harder until you kick their ass.

>>7

Good advice. Tho, we usually travel in groups of only three.

>>11

This is excellent advice! He can learn much from this.

>>34

Books are crap unless you have them in a backpack to use as a weapon. Don't read books about fighting. They'll just get you messed up. Go to a martial arts school. Personally I took, Shotokan (The real type, not the pretend video game type). It's simple and effective. Take classes to learn how to break peoples bodies and wills.

>>33

Don't avoid fights to much. This would just embolden the attackers and cause you to loose the initiative.