I Don't Trust Anyone Who:

-Doesn't get along with dogs
-Has never broken a law
-Hasn't seen Pulp Fiction
-Drinks too much (more then social drinking)
-Drives a car that's louder than it is fast

I can get along with dogs but I don't like them
I have never needed to break the law
I have seen pulp fiction
I don't drink
I don't drive a car