I had another problem at the store today..

I went to my local grocery store today and I was looking through the produce section in search for a perfect apple when I smelled a horrible stench. I determined the smell was coming from a rather overweight man near me so I thought I would help the guy out. I went over and told him that the soap was on asle 4, I then went back to the apples thinking he would take my advice and go bath as soon as possible. This fat jerk then procedes to start trouble, not only does he ignore my advice but he goes straight over to the apples and picks TWO plastic bags from the bag rack. Well that did it. I walked up to him, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " don't forget to eat your vegatables" and then I cramed a stalk of celery down his throat. One of his friends came after me but I gave him a swift side kick to the rib area and then I hip tossed him in the buggy. I then looked him straight in the eye and said "got milk" and then I crashed him and the buggy head first into the dairy section. I turned around to see the fat jackoff that started this whole mess getting back to his feet. I then grabbed the smelly fattie, tossed him in a buggy, then using my left foot I stomped the end of the buggy which sent the fat jerk flying into a bargin bin. I then turned around and told the cashier "better put that one on clearance, its missing a limb". It turns out the cashiers name was Christy and we've got a date for tommorow night.