Me and my friend went to fill up my corvette last night and there were these two punks there sitting on the sidewalk of the gas station with their radio blasting. I was trying to think as I pumped gas but their radio made that hard to do. I was not pleased. So I went in and payed for the gas and then I went up to the two punks outside. I said excuse me but I think you need to turn your radio down. They told me to chill, they were just hanging out and having a few smokes. I then looked them in the eye and said "I'm afraid this is the no smoking section boys" and then I kicked their radio up against the side of the gas station. Then one of them stood up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a round kick to the stomach. Then the other one took what was left of the radio and threw it at me, I blocked it with my left hand which caused it to go sailing back and knock him out. Then a middle aged man which looked to be in his 50's came up and asked what was going on. I wasn't sure if he was with me or against me so I assumed he was against me, I then gave him a swift front kick to the groin and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there. I then walked back to my car where my friend just stood there in awe, I asked him why he didn't help me and he said it looked like I had things under control. I slapped him and pushed him to the ground and told him to walk home. I then got in my corvette turned up the radio to full blast and much to my suprise welcome to the jungle was playing. I then sped off with that song playing full blast. I felt pretty good about standing up for my rights and I looked good doing it.
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VIPPER2006-03-02 22:12
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VIPPER2006-03-02 22:13
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VIPPER2006-03-02 22:20
Me and Spartacus went to get a horse last century and there were these two roman soldiers there sitting on the sidewalk of the horse stable with their spear. Spartacus was trying to think as Spartacus tried to get the horse but their spears made that hard to do. Spartacus was not pleased. So Spartacus went in and payed for the horse and then Spartacus went up to the two roman soldiers outside. He said excuse me but I think you need to put your Spear down. They told Spartacus to chill, they were just hanging out and having a few smokes. Spartacus then looked them in the eye and said "I'm afraid this is the no smoking section boys" and then Spartacus kicked their spear up against the side of the horse stable. Then one of them stood up and took a swing at him, He ducked it and then gave him a round kick to the stomach. Then the other one took what was left of the spear and threw it at him, he blocked it with his left hand which caused it to go sailing back and kill him. Then a middle aged Thracian man which looked to be in his 50's came up and asked what was going on. He wasn't sure if the Thracian man was with him or against him so Spartacus assumed he was against him, Spartacus then gave him a swift front kick to the groin and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there. Sparatcus then walked back to his horse where I friend just stood there in awe, he asked me why I didn't help him and I said Whateva, i do what i want!!. He slapped me and pushed me to the ground and told me to walk home. He then got in his Horse swing his Sword and scream FUCK YOU, I AM SPARTACUS.