Replace all verbs to FUCK here.

Now let us fuck!

I was fucking a paper. On the PC.

And that fucked like "PIPIPIPIPIPIPPEEP".

And then, like.
Half of my paper was fucked.

I fucked like "huh?"

It fucked my paper.
It fucked a really good paper.

And then I had to fuck it again and it fucked not as good.

It fucks kind of a bummer.