My little sister is 14 years old, and I have not seen her for over 7 years. I got kicked out of the house when I was 16 (for you math wizards out there that makes me 23) because my mother is a twat. Well just recently my little sister found me over the internet and has been chatting with me on AIM. Alarmingly she has slowly started to hit on me after 3 months of useless general chatting. I showed my wife the logs because it was of some concern. My wife too agreed that she was flirting with me and that I should becareful of what I now said around her. Now here is the main problem /b/ she just hopped on AIM this morning and flat out told me she masterbated whilst thinking about me. I quickly closed the chat and logged off AIM and now she is texting my phone asking where I went and that she wanted to talk. Some of you may not see this as a problem and will throw the usual "stick it in her pooper" "bix nood" maybe a few "copypasta" or a smathering of "surprise buttsecks" but this is a real problem for me. I don't need a little sister in this world getting fucked in the head because she has some sort of crush on her older brother. Please /b/ I am in need of your infinite wisdom and efforts!
PS. Pic unrelated... Maybe?
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VIPPER2006-02-28 18:37 (sage)
Alright, this is Obito... Thanks to Naruto I've been conditioning myself mentally, emotionally and physically to find and develop my strategy of success to have more confidence and self-esteem, feel more joy, generate more passion and enthusiasm so I can discover what drives me and holds me back and finally become aware of the higher purpose for my life. I'll have the secrets to unlimited energy and know how to make massive action to become financially free and create unstoppable momentum. I'll master the power of my emotions and learn techniques to unlock my deepest feelings and overcome my negative emotions so I can use extraordinary techniques of static contraction and alkaline balancing (almonds) to take conscious control of how I think, feel and behave and massively improve the strength in my body. There'll be a tribute to Cecil and Naruto. I'll unlock the power of appreciating the journey and undertake seven strategies for winning the game of life, stopping rushes and capitalise on common exploits to live my unique purpose and become financially free. Now just quit, okay? I'm sick of dealing with you guys, I'm only on here because I'm askng for a truce. YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS OK?, STOP SPAMMING MY SITE; IF YOU DONT LIKE NARUTO STAY AWAY FROM IT BUT ITS HELPED ME LEARN TO LIVE WITH MY DISABILITIES
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VIPPER2006-02-28 18:37
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