It is good in English.

VIPPER good at English!!!11
Talk something!!!111

Japan, why do your women love Americans? I think it is because your penises are so small.
In America, we have big penises. I think your small penises make
your women ashamed. They need American penises so that they do not
feel ashamed.

English is a fun and complicated language. There are probably a half of billion ways to say one thought or thing.

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It seemed that I had not slept for more than the period of a few pulse-beats -- and here was the Master thrusting the yellow-slotted eye of his lantern into my face and dragging me from the pallet. I knew that I should not sleep again that night: for the Master wore his one-horned hat, and his cloak was girdled tightly about him, with the ancient arthame depending from the girdle in its shagreen sheath that time and the hands of many magicians had blackened.

>>4
This is quality English desu.

ワタシ　エイゴ　ワッカリーマセーン

特定亜人みたいなことしてんじゃねーよ

>>6
おｋ;_;

Please upload big PENIS.
Upload PENIS,please!!!!!!!!!
Upload PENIS,please!!!!!!!!!
Upload PENIS,please!!!!!!!!!
Upload PENIS,please!!!!!!!!!

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Kiss my ass!!!!!!111

Kiss my clitoris.

>>12
"Kiss my ass" is idiom.
Kiss my ass.=It is foolish.
What meaning is "Kiss my clitoris"?

>>13

Look up "clitoris" in an English dictionary.

>>13

"I want to have sex with you."

>>14
I know such a thing.
Please teach the meaning as the idiom of　"Kiss my clitoris".

>>16
It only has a literal meaning.

>>17
Thanks!!!11

>>16


It is a joke. Like saying "Kiss my grits."

What's "grits"?

"Grits" are a type of food in the southern USA. Saying "Kiss my grits" doesn't mean anything, it is just a euphomism for "kiss my ass."

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おまいら　よくきけ　９が良い事言った。

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Kiss my Five-Spindled Love Machine

Vipper bad at english.

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　TITS! TITS!
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i cant see who's American Vipper and who's japanesewwwwwwwww

You're a real shut-in, aren't you?

>>28

King Pedobear?

GTFO

GTFO

GTFO

GTFO

GTFO

My little sister is 14 years old, and I have not seen her for over 7 years. I got kicked out of the house when I was 16 (for you math wizards out there that makes me 23) because my mother is a twat. Well just recently my little sister found me over the internet and has been chatting with me on AIM. Alarmingly she has slowly started to hit on me after 3 months of useless general chatting. I showed my wife the logs because it was of some concern. My wife too agreed that she was flirting with me and that I should becareful of what I now said around her. Now here is the main problem /b/ she just hopped on AIM this morning and flat out told me she masterbated whilst thinking about me. I quickly closed the chat and logged off AIM and now she is texting my phone asking where I went and that she wanted to talk. Some of you may not see this as a problem and will throw the usual "stick it in her pooper" "bix nood" maybe a few "copypasta" or a smathering of "surprise buttsecks" but this is a real problem for me. I don't need a little sister in this world getting fucked in the head because she has some sort of crush on her older brother. Please /b/ I am in need of your infinite wisdom and efforts!
PS. Pic unrelated... Maybe?

お前　ヒッコーキ　だろう？

GOOK WOMEN ARE UGLY AS SIN

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