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So I lost my virginity to a stripper.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-19 18:53

$115 for all of one or two minutes. :(

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-19 20:00

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Name: VIPPER 2005-11-19 20:18

lolz, you got ripped off

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-19 23:24

enjoy your aids

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-19 23:41

Payin' for s-s-s-sex?

lolol

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 4:37

So what was it like?

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 5:54

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Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 10:02

You actually PAID to lose your virginity.

I've no sympathy.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 11:23 (sage)

>>8

everyone pays to lose their virginity, fool.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 15:00

>>6
Not worth the money I paid, I'll tell you that much. It really felt no better than beating off.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 17:09

you should have beat HER off

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-20 20:56

>>1
That was a ripoff.

>>8
Ask your wallet how it feels about your girlfriend, if you even have any.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-21 7:01

I'm thinking of losing my virginity to a stripper just to get it over with and to see what I've been missing. I really don't have the money or interest to constantly dish out and maintain a girlfriend, but I am curious about the fabeled vagina.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-21 7:16

ahhhhhh... the fabeled vagina....

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-21 12:07

>>13
You post on 4chan, so it's guaranteed that even the filthiest, most shameless skank would never screw you no matter HOW much you paid her. Missing out is your only choice, really. There is no shame in being a virgin.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-21 12:13

>>15
yes there is.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-21 20:35

>>16
There's infinitely more shame in paying someone to take your virginity.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-22 3:58

Who cares about shame, my penor just wants to feel a vagina

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-22 5:40

>>18
vagina owners do.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-23 18:47

u have issues

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-24 16:11

i had sex with a prostitute a week prior to when me and my girlfriend wouldve have sex for the first time... so i stressed a bit about being afraid to not being able to please my gf.
felt i got ripped off (50eu), and it was nothing better than beating off.
a week later i had sex with my gf, wich was allot better, since it had more smootchy love going on.
and oh, i never told her about the prostitute.

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-27 9:26

>>21

Good job you fucking jerk, not only did you lie to her about your virginity and ruin the point of your first time but you also just gave this perfectly clean girl some fucking diseases >:(

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-27 10:31

>>21
You're a hero and i'm voting for you come 2008

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-28 10:38

>>17
So there's shame in being "pure?"  fuzakeru na!

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-28 12:32

>>24
WEEABOO! WEEABOO! WEEABOO!

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-28 17:29

1 is winrar

Name: VIPPER 2005-11-29 15:53

I'd love to have a wapanese president that would make anime and manga the national de facto art and culture

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-04 10:12

>>21

You rock. That stupid tramp girlfriend didn't deserve to be first anyway.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-04 13:23 (sage)

lol all women are whores

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-05 12:46

Age for people thinking girlfriends require money.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-06 0:16

Age for all you have to do is beat the bitch up and she'll stay with you for life.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-06 8:50

>>31
A Streetcar Named Desire?

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-06 17:01

>>32

No, just a little something called real life, faggot.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-07 3:11

>>32

faggot

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-07 8:57

>>33
>>34
Speaking from personal experience, I assume? IT TAKE ONE TO KNOW ONE LOL

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-11 11:11 (sage)

wow, if you guys are spending so much money trying to maintain a girlfriend, either you guys are worthless sacks of shit and she needs to be appeased to stay with you, or your girlfriends are shallow whores. probably a combination of both. in a normal relationship where the people involved actually love each other, no gifts or excessive spending of money is needed. speaking from experience here, guys. my girlfriend and i never have and still do not go on dates, and when we do we split the cost. sure i buy her expensive gifts for Christmas and her birthday, but she buys me expensive gifts too. you guys really fail.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-13 7:58

Sometimes it can seem like it costs more to maintain a girl than if it was just you, but youd go on the razz with your friends if you have any *cough*unlikely*cough* or spend it on games anime and porn. I just split up with my girlfriend, and instead of going on dates etc, im spending it getting drunk with mates. Simple, really.

Name: VIPPER 2005-12-14 10:26

yuo faygot
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