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Name: VIPPER 2005-11-17 12:29

Post random quotes!

"We want three fried rats."
"And some coke."

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 11:18

>>40
Why, I like good times. Why would anyone send such a file unless they wanted to brighten up my day?

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 12:08

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 22:45

Evil is identifying what needs to be done and doing it.

I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember … I … I … I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized … like I was shot … like I was shot with a diamond … a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God … the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 23:43

"I hate niggers." -Jesus Christ

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 23:45

"I would love nothing better to stab everyone in their eyes repeatedly, especially those who have helped me over the course of my life." -Helen Keller

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-15 14:49

The tortoise lays on its back, its anus baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to hax it but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-15 16:01

If you can't say something nice, then say something vague.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-15 17:19

"I love Jews" -Adolf Hitler

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-15 19:46

The literary entertainment of one age is the religion of the next.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-16 15:00

Every now and again, I just get the overwhelming urge to stick two fingers up my nostrils, and pull out the biggest thing I can find up there (you know, the usual). I keep this up for about a month when I have a good collection of my nose droppings.

I wait for them to harden so then I can slide them down my tight urethra without them sticking to the sides; if they're big enough, you can see small lumps on my shaft. After this process is completed, I wait for an hour - mainly for suspense - and then masturbate.

I usually like to play with the tip of my penis first before I get into the hardcore wanking. When I blow my load, all my nose droppings fire out of my dick like a Pez dispenser - I like to think of the droppings as small green men running for their lives while a wave of white supremacist lava tries to lynch them for being slightly not-white.

After this, I will stick the escaped pieces of nose pellets together to form a sort of ball (and of course, being as resourceful as I am, I used my own cum to glue it together), and then force it into my rectum.

As painful as this process is, it is worth it to watch it come back out of my anus and land in the toilet bowl while I'm taking a shit. This time, I think that I am taking a huge poo on a small, green and useless planet. I like thinking that I am a God.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-17 20:24

The game of chess is like a swordfight.  You must think first before you move...

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:11

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:21

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:21

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:22

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:22

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:26

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 6:26

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. He'll probably expect you to give him another fish at some point too

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 21:45

Once you have no more care of shame, then you are truly free

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:28

"I hate niggers.  Niggers are the salt of the earth."  -Gandhi

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:29

"I'm a nigger hating homosexual." -Oscar Wilde

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:30

"Denzel Washington will be a nigger."  -Adolf Hitler

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:30

"It puts the nigger in the basket or else it gets the hose again."  -John Kerry

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:31

"I am the world's most handsome negress, imperial in my beauty.  Men want access to my less traveled road."  -Tyra Banks

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:32

"I am an accessible nigger."  -Mos Def

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:33

"That dress she wore was so scandalous.  And you know, another nigger couldn't handle it."  -Brian Wilson

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:35

"I enjoy photoshopping pictures of male nigger's faces onto large images of bare breasted female nigger's areoli, and calling the resulting pieces 'nippleniggers'."  -Rene Descartes

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:35

"The nigger is the final frontier."  -Michel Foucault

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:36

"Would that I could nigger."  -Britney Spears

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:37

"The nigger is the most excellent strain of humanity yet to be exposed."  -Charlemagne

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:37

"Niggers are stupid and we ought to wipe them out."  -Cornell West

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:38

"I have been waiting for this nigger all of my life, and how!"  -Michael Tyson

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:39

"I am surely the most venerable and august nigger."  -Flava Flav

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:39

"As I am a nigger, I am pressing charges."  -Yo Yo Ma

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:40

"When I wear my cool sunglasses, I am a fly-eyed nigger."  -Mandy Moore

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-20 23:41

"Let's liquidate all of these niggers."  -Sirhan Sirhan

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-21 0:06

>>44,60-63,65-76
Nigger
Back to /b/, please.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-21 15:43

>>74
Yo Yo Ma is a nigger? Fuck, I'm off to burn my cello now.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-21 16:53

NO THANK YOU;
I can insure you I am no anus!
back to /b/, plz
 all by MILKRIBS, my hero. <3 MILKRIBS.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-21 19:38

>>79
back to /comp/ please

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