Card Captor Sakura
1
Name:
Sakura Kinomoto
!Qt4tw.EHoM
2005-07-30 8:04
As I was rollerblading to school this morning, I couldn't help but notice the handsome black man skating beside me. I shyly waved at him, and then he pushed me over into the park. Before I knew it, he was fucking me! Now i'm pregnant. Please, help me /b/.
81
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:27
82
Name:
Sakura Kinomoto
!Qt4tw.EHoM
2005-07-30 8:27
I'm going to go kill myself. ):
83
Name:
Tomoyo Daidouji
!Pc2Cf8k1sg
2005-07-30 8:27
>>82
K, go kill yourself already Sakura
84
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:27
>>82
Could you arrange for your cold naked corpse to be shipped to my address?
85
Name:
God
!njDXlI3ESc
2005-07-30 8:28
GOD SHALL MAKE ALL RIGHT AGAIN!
86
Name:
Syaoran Lee
2005-07-30 8:28
>>82
No don't. ;_;
(if you do, can I have your clow cards first?)
87
Name:
God
!njDXlI3ESc
2005-07-30 8:28
From now on, Li is a panda. Tomoyo is raped every second of her life. Sakura lives. Yukito and Bridget live happily ever after.
88
Name:
Yue
!A/MD4Xj/jE
2005-07-30 8:29
>>86
You can take them but that would mean I would have to rape you again in battle then you would have no clow cards after that.
89
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:29
>>87
God was awesome for this post.
90
Name:
Sakura Kinomoto
!Qt4tw.EHoM
2005-07-30 8:29
God won't let me die. ):
91
Name:
God
!njDXlI3ESc
2005-07-30 8:29
>>89
Thank you, kind sir.
92
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:30
>>87
Raptorlol, shut up drunken old man! Your not God! I'M GOD!!!
93
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:30
Hey guys. Bridget and I are going to have a baby!
94
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:30
>>93
Who's the father? And who's the mother?
95
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:30
>>93
that can't happen for Bridget a guy
96
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:30
>>94
I'm the mother, he's the father. Since he is a guy, of course.
97
Name:
Sakura Kinomoto
!Qt4tw.EHoM
2005-07-30 8:31
98
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:31
This is how the story truely ends... Li gets killed from Yue, Sakura dies from having the baby then the baby dies, Tomoyo became bosnian, Bridget is bridget, Yukito married Sakura brother, and the fake god got sended to hell, and has for me.. lol yes that dead baby for sale now!
99
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:32
>>98
NO! I only love Bridget!
100
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:32
>>99
sorry thats how the story ends
102
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:33
>>100
No. Bridget and I are getting married. I'm having his baby!
103
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:34
>>102
you can't tell what God to do! You wanna die to?
104
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:34
>>103
Shut up. We don't care about you. We care about ducks getting raped.
105
Name:
Raptor God
!jyXavCj1qw
2005-07-30 8:35
>>104
hey where is the duck? I been waiting for some myself. lol
106
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:35
107
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:35
>>106
Truth. We don't need no stinkin raptor god, we need Sakura and Tomoyo and anyone else who would look good on the end of my dick.
108
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:35
109
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:35
I'm bored guys. ):
110
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:36
>>109
So have a fivesome with Sakura, Tomoyo, Li and Li. Hell, just invite the whole school.
111
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:36
No. My PENIS is only for my Bridget.
112
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:36
>>111
OK but what about your anus?
113
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:36
114
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:36
>>113
He can't use both at once!
115
Name:
Yukito
!928KH9gV1E
2005-07-30 8:37
>>114
I ONLY WANT BRIDGET.
116
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 8:54
ZOMG. That roxxors.
117
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 9:08
(sage)
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS
118
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 9:11
IT'S AWESOME. THAt'S WHAT.
119
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 9:12
Please reveal your IPs by putting "fusianasan" in your Name field (without the quotes).
120
Name:
VIPPER
2005-07-30 9:14
What name field Vipper-san?
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