Card Captor Sakura

As I was rollerblading to school this morning, I couldn't help but notice the handsome black man skating beside me. I shyly waved at him, and then he pushed me over into the park. Before I knew it, he was fucking me! Now i'm pregnant. Please, help me /b/.

Love,
Sakura-chan

Tomoyo is not icky. Sure she's a little creepy but she's sweet and kawaii and kind and pretty much an all around awesome girl.