4chan RPG!

I'm making a 4chan RPG by hacking FF5. This isnt easy because it all has to be done in hex, and there's virtually no documentation on FF5 except for weapon addresses and about 2 paragraphs about the C2 bank.

Here's the changes made so far:
Jobs:
Knight = FFFanboy
White Mage = ?
Chemist = ?
Bard = Bosnian
Berserker = Fursuiter
Black Mage = Bix Nood
Blue Mage = Reposter
Dancer = Camwhore
Geomancer = Hippy
Hunter = Liberal
Dragoon = Cosplayr
Mime = ISWYDT(I see what you did there)
Monk = Batt.Toad
Ninja = Narutard
Red Mage = SoRuMage
Samurai = Weeaboo
Mystic Knight = SandNigr
Summoner = /B/ Tard
Thief = Negro
Time Mage = SQL Mage
Trainer = Dramafag

Major Characters:
Butz = Moot
Lenna = Waha!
Galuf = Spike
Faris = Brigt (Bridget)
Cara = Loli
Boco = Duck
Gilgamesh = WTSnacks
Exdeath = ?

If you want to contribute, feel free.
Job classes are limited to 8 chars. All dialogue editing must have equal or  less then the ammount of the original dialogue's characters. This is because I cant create new space in the ROM without editing EVERY pointer in the entire game in hex. I'm not willing to do that. So all I can do is edit existing space.
il, it, li, ll, ti, fi, if, lt, tl, ir, tt, lt, Xf,and Xl all count as single characters, so that can save some space in unexpected places.

　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧　　　┌─────────────────
　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ Bard or Dancer = Mitsuki
　　　　　　　 ＼　　　 ／　　└─────────────────
　　　　　　　_／ ＿＿ ＼_
　　　　　　（＿／　　 ＼＿）
　　　　　　　　 　　ｌｌｌ

>>2
 Who/What is Mitsuki? I'm not familiar with this.

>Galuf = Spike

I lol'd

Exdeath should be Moot IMO

Butz = Anon(ymous)

>>5
the job class "Normal" is Anonymos.
Moot works for the main char, he's on a quest to find Mexico and get donations.

Are you going to make (fight) into (Sage) on the battle screen? And what are you going to change the spells into?

This is really awesome sounding. And while I don't have any experience in hex, I will support you with $20 donation if you set up a PayPal account!

Blindness spell should be changed to Doom3 and Halt/Stop to DukNuk4E(Duke Nukem Forever)

Shouldn't mime be reposter instead of blue mage? It would fit the mime better because it mimes the move done "not even a second ago".

　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧　　　┌─────────────────────
　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ >>3 She's THE anime character of VIP!
　　　　　　　 ＼　　　 ／　　└─────────────────────
　　　　　　　_／ ＿＿ ＼_
　　　　　　（＿／　　 ＼＿）
　　　　　　　　 　　ｌｌｌ

http://www.geocities.jp/kamiyama_mangetu/
http://www.world4ch.org/sjis/#1108497693

the real 4chan game is going to be much better than this pile of shit.

Brigt (Bridget)

Bridget's default nickname is "Buri", really.

See burichan, for instance.

>>10
Reposter/Bluemage copies attacks from various monsters, then uses them against them.

Mimic just...mimics, he cant repost things from not even days ago.
I suppose I could call mimic GNAA, you know, repetative crapfloods.

the real 4chan game is never going to get released anyway so who gives a shit lol

I couldn't agree more!

>>13
I can change that then, if I need. Buri fits.
Everyone else knows Bridget, Buri is kinda...obscure. I don't want this to be like the SA FF6 hack, it will have injokes, but it will also be easy to figure out, and humorous to all people who play it, not just di-hard 4channers.

>>15
LOL

The real 4chan game hasn't even had any progress done on it.
I'd post the hex editing I've already done to FF5, but it'd take up several pages. I've been working 6-8 hours a day on this for the last 3 days.

I've been working 6-8 hours a day on this for the last 3 days.

It's a hard NEET's life! ～♪

>>17
Is it just the text that is changed?

>>18
I have a job, dipshit. I only work 8 hours a day, when I come home I do this for fun.

Each day has 24 hours, I sleep 8, I work 8, I play 8.

>>19
Right now, yes, but I'll also be changing the graphics, how some abilities act, and some of the enemies will be tweaked for difficulty and maybe some new graphics.

I have a job, dipshit.

Hey, no offense given.

Where is crakcy-chan?

Whitemage=Longcat
Blackmage=Eyebeams

spells
Silence=STFU
Fire=Kill it with fire (KIWF)
Ice=SQLdown
Sleep=gnight
escape moves and spell =GFTO or GB2B

>>23
NO CAMWHORES
NO FAILED MEMES

I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Things like that will degrade the quality of this project.

Good news folks, found a SNES sprite editor that picks up its palette from ZST states and DOESN'T SUCK HORRIBLY.

This means the 4chan FF5 hack can, and most likely WILL have custom graphics!

Good news folks, found a SNES sprite editor that picks up its palette from ZST states and DOESN'T SUCK HORRIBLY.

This means the 4chan FF5 hack can, and most likely WILL have custom graphics!

I'd buy it.

>>27
no need, it's free.

How about for chemist, you change it to "Shopper" as in photoshopper

>>29
sure, why not?
Best(only) suggestion I've heard so far.

it needs a VIPPER character :)

>>31
Would WhiteMage = VIPPER be good?

"This spell is VIP QUALITY!"

Wouldn't you be able to add space at the very end of the rom? Then change start of text pointer to where it resides at the end and then point back to wherever it should after the text should have really been?

>>34
Too much work.

>>34
Too much work.

>>34
If I change one pointer, I have to change every pointer after that.

FFV has about 1540 pointers, give or take.

White mage = Someone who everybody likes
Chemist = Some junky
Exdeath = Who is the biggest enemy of 4chan?

Who is the biggest enemy of 4chan?

Zabadab?

hmmm, so the 4chan RPG should maybe be about the founding of 4chan, and Moot's first journey to Mexico, and how Exdeath(Zabadab) destroys 4chan's :10BUX:/Crystals and tries to merge the 4chan world with 5chan to creat the legendary land of Mexico?