Japan is a terrible client. It offers little money, makes constant insane demands for major changes all throughout the project, and then has the nerve to blame ME for late delivery!
If I didn't need the money, I'd kick Japan in the balls SO HARD
After enduring the Inner Party's tortures beyond anyone's expectations, Japan broke down and yelled "Do it to Korea! Not to me!" before he was even inside Room 101's door.
What a pussy.
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VIPPER2005-01-23 19:26
There is a rumor that Japan starred in several low-budget pornographic movies early in its carreer. While it remains a rumor, many fans would be willing to pay money to acquire these videos.
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VIPPER2005-02-04 13:54
Japan has a history of bumping old threads that nobody cares about any more.
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VIPPER2005-02-08 4:39
Japan dosent want to do c++
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VIPPER2005-02-08 18:21
Japan never participates in group projects, but is always willing to take credit for it.
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VIPPER2005-03-03 21:52
Japan often sits in silence, festering, before bursting out into hideous open running sores all over the arms and legs and genitals.
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VIPPER2005-03-04 6:02
Japa have homosexual affairs with korea
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VIPPER2005-03-04 10:35
Everyone loves Japan when they first meet. Japan is polite, friendly, and all smiles. After a while, though, one will notice that Japan is in fact condescending, only interested in your money, smiles without feeling, and insults you behind your back.
I don't think you "get" this thread. You can expect a visit from Japan, probably in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.
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VIPPER2005-03-05 17:45
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Japan is always running around confused and irritable. It's really unpleasant sharing an office with Japan. My most productive work days come when Japan is home "sick."
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VIPPER2005-03-10 6:21
Japan is always calling up to bitch, but never wants to hear about my problems.
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VIPPER2005-03-10 7:20
Japan come to my house and it kick my dog.
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VIPPER2005-03-10 9:34
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VIPPER2005-03-10 12:28 (sage)
Japan always tries to prematurely end discussions.
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VIPPER2005-03-10 19:20
Every time we have potluck at work, Japan insists on bringing some nasty unpronounceable dish with raw octopus gentials and fermeted soybeans.
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VIPPER2005-03-12 12:24
Japan asked to borrow my computer while I was out, and I said "okay." When I got home, Japan was gone, the computer's keyboard was sticky, and the computer itself was infected with spyware, viruses and an endless stream of gay porn popups. I had to wipe the hard drive and reinstall everything!