Japan drives too fast and changes lanes without signaling. Japan's gonna get us all killed drivin' like that!
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VIPPER2005-01-06 11:26
I've seen Japan out of the corner of my eye, following me discretely when I'm at the mall. When I turn to confront Japan, it flips me the bird and runs away shrieking like a woman who just saw a mouse.
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VIPPER2005-01-06 16:20
Whenever Japan is at a buffet, it always licks the spoon, and puts it back into the common dish for others to use, spreading germs.
Japan does not respect others!
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VIPPER2005-01-06 18:17
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ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ゝ DEY YAH!
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VIPPER2005-01-06 22:50
JAPAN GIRL IS BLACK 'MANKO'
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VIPPER2005-01-06 23:16
Japan works all day and night, and then drinks itself into senseless stupidity before staggering home reeking of cheap beer.
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VIPPER2005-01-07 14:29
I heard that even though Japan earns a good salary, it spends all of its paycheck on pornographic videos and comics.
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VIPPER2005-01-07 14:30
Japan sure smiles a lot but laughs and masturbates behind my back.
Japan was an industrious and loyal employee until it was promoted to management of the entire department. Then it inexplicably turned into a tyrranical four year old, throwing tantrums and belittling everyone in the department whenever possible.
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VIPPER2005-01-07 16:49
Japan groped my ass on the train last night.
I'M NOT EVEN A WOMAN!!!!
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VIPPER2005-01-07 17:27
Japan is always asking to borrow money from me.
But, it never pays me back. :(
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VIPPER2005-01-07 21:29
"Why are you already drunk at 5?" she asked.
"Because we started drinking at 1" was the only answer Japan could come up with.
All Canadians betrayed me. I was really kind to them. I stood security for a Canadian when he rented an apartment, but he went back all of a sudden without paying repairs charge of his room. So the landlord asked me to pay, I gave email to Canada, but he ran away. They have no guilty of conscience.
Japan sometimes goes without showering for days. To cover the stench, it sprays industrial-strength perfume all over itself.
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VIPPER2005-01-08 20:20
Japan has often come to my house unexpectedly and eaten my food and partaken of my substance without asking. Then it clogs up my toilet and leaves dirty dishes and beer bottles in the living room. Lately he has been tracking mud throughout the dining room, and more than once my younger sister has awakened in the night to find that Japan was licking her legs while she slept.
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VIPPER2005-01-08 20:53
I went overseas on vacation, once, and I asked Japan to keep an eye on my house. When I came back, many of my vauable posesions were missing. It seems that Japan was selling my belongings to pay off the debt it incurred playing pachinko, all day long.
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VIPPER2005-01-09 1:05
Japan stole my tv
Japan stole my vcr
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VIPPER2005-01-09 7:18
Japan works hard for the man all day at a deadend job, and the only thing to greet it when Japan returns home is apathy. Japan's wife does not love it anymore, and Japan's children think little of it and mock Japan behind his back. Japan is cursed with a miserable life.
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VIPPER2005-01-09 10:01 (sage)
Only one or two contine posing. You are losers.
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VIPPER2005-01-09 15:53
Japan bit my mom when I was a child. I blame >>64.
Japan took the credit for my hard work, and got the promotion instead of me! Now Japan has a 10-room house in Lake Forest, and I've got to fit my life into this crappy little studio in Evanston.
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VIPPER2005-01-14 14:21
>>73
You pick and choose what to translate don't you...
Japan would be proud.
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VIPPER2005-01-14 15:15
I tell Japan, "please return these videos by 6:00pm." Of course, I should know better than that. The rental outlet calls the next day, they are asking where their videos are? Careless Japan did not remember to return them! In the end, I am once again stuck paying over due fees.