yeah. Japan also wrote WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS in lipstick on the bathroom mirror too.
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VIPPER2005-01-04 21:53
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VIPPER2005-01-04 22:10
Hello!
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04!lK54DRbRb.2005-01-04 22:12
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VIPPER2005-01-04 22:32 (sage)
Japan doesn't return my calls any more. ;_;
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VIPPER2005-01-04 23:37
Japan ate my balls.
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VIPPER2005-01-04 23:45
In Yakitate! the guy is making Ja-pan. I laughed my fucking ass off at that pun for ten minutes I swear.
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VIPPER2005-01-04 23:50
Japan mocks my diminutive penis. :(
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VIPPER2005-01-05 0:22
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VIPPER2005-01-05 0:45
Japan fed me a meal that tasted like french toast balls, but I found out later that there were octopus pieces in it.
THAT'S A MEAN TRICK, JAPAN!!!
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VIPPER2005-01-05 2:19
Japan got me drunk one night, then wrote all kind of strange things on my body with a black marker. Then it took naked pictures of me, and posted them its web sight. I cannot live with this shame.
Japan is a hamster.
If you put another Japan in a cage with the first, one of them WILL kill and eat the other.
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VIPPER2005-01-05 7:47
>>24
Japan has done that to a lot of people. There was even a stupid movie called The Pillow Book or something about it.
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VIPPER2005-01-05 8:43
My first sexual experience:
Drunk as fuck on vodka and orange juice, sophomore year of high school.
"I have to pee. You know where the john is?" I asked.
"I'll show you," Japan replied.
Sure enough, the next thing you know, we're hunching on the bathroom floor. No lock on the door, so we've got spectators. Fuck it, says I, I'm coming no mater what. 10 minutes of filthy, drunken bathroom pleasure. Got a standing "O" on the way out actually.
As it turns out, Japan got filled out like an application long after I had left the scene. Three guys. Two of them holding a leg each, while the third did his business. Real classy broad, eh? My first time.
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VIPPER2005-01-05 9:32
When I was in Vancouver, Japan sat at my table in a Starbucks and we talked about anything and nothing for a while. At some point, I mentioned a Taiwanese friend of mine, and Japan got all angry and said "I hate za taiwanese! Zey sink zey so superior!"
My taiwanese friend thought that was funny.
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VIPPER2005-01-05 10:03
Japan kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet!
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
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VIPPER2005-01-05 11:53
Listen, this is a true story. I once went out of town, on buisness. When I returned, I found that someone had put several fish inside my car while I was away, they decomposed in the hot sun. The odor was penetrating. I asked my neighbors, "did you see who would do such a thing?" As I thought, the guilty party was Japan.
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VIPPER2005-01-05 12:23
Japan threw up all over my furniture during a party, and then wouldn't even consider paying the extensive cleaning bills.