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Name: Mr VacBob !JqK7T7zan. 2004-12-24 13:33

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 12:38

go eat your roast.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 13:35

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 13:39 (sage)

>>121

User was jammed for his toast

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 14:01 (sage)

SAGE

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 14:01

this is sorta like a followup to my first thread ever :{]
(was gassed bwtwtw)

whenever i have money, i go around in school asking girls if i can see their boobs for money. i offer from 10-30 dollars normally. though, in eighth grade, i had 60 dollars cash in school, and nO girl would do it :][.

anyways, over the weekend i made money reffing, over 100 dollars. i brought it to school, and this one girl was like "yo how much will you pay me?" as she counted through the cash. no one has ever actually been willing to do it, so i was like "yo, dunno".

my question is, how much should i pay her? i am 14, korean, 9th grade. she has large breasts. ive already tried offering to show my penis and tried offering cunnigiglgingigninigus to no avail. they see me as a korean pervert and either laugh at me or ignore me on sight.

ive touched boobs before on two occasions, but never seen boobs, (besides my moms :ninja. i once paid 2 dollars to touch, and the other time, i was reaching around the corner of a wall, and my hand ran into a breast (was the same girl too). i want to see boobs though, internet boobs arent real enough :[]

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-28 15:32 (sage)

ヽ( ・∀・)ノ●ウンコー

Name: Ramen !F58vaeiWeo 2004-12-29 2:01

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH

Phew, I couldn't hold that in any longer. Word filters suck.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 2:02

>>127 You forgot "REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI REI"

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 2:03

>>125 (wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 2:05

ZARDOZ SAYS ZOMG TEH REI

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 2:05

How come "age" doesn't make a thread older?

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 2:31 (sage)

SAGE IS A HURRRRRRRRRB

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 6:58

O|¯|_

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 11:10

what? oh

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 11:55

>>123

user was hammed for this ghost

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 12:20

poo

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 12:25

orz

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 13:29

I am the ghost. Of me only a bit less alive.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 14:17

I wasn't there.. not really, no.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 17:07

shzt

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 20:33

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Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 22:20

>>135

loser was crammed for this host

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-29 23:28

sooner was damned for this coast

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 1:49

schooner was rammed for this ghost

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 1:53

boner was sighted from this cock

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 10:58 (sage)

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 12:00 (sage)

milhouse is not a meme is not a meme

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 19:01

you fail it

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 19:44

Hey, I just found this Chun-Li action figure in my house!

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 20:22

can i eat it

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 20:34 (sage)

Aborn!

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 20:36

I want a Red Ryder Carbine Action, 200 Shot, Range Model Air Rifle!


...oh.... >_<

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 23:01 (sage)

I want a weapon that can be used to create meaning.

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 23:25

>>150

No, sir, I think you cannot!

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-30 23:58

>>154

that makes me sad why cant i eat it

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 0:17

>>155

OK go ahead.

Name: W.T. Snacks !TcT.PTG1.2 2004-12-31 1:06 (sage)

D:

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 1:17

D-8<

Name: Anonymous-san !Co7ArOTpLQ 2004-12-31 2:20

.O

Name: VIPPER 2004-12-31 7:38

unf unf unf

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