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HELP MY TEETH SMELL LIKE SHIT

Name: SHITTEETH 2012-07-26 18:34

My teeth literally smell like shit. Shit, Faeces, crap, doo-doo, poo, turd. I just took a wiff and I nearly gagged. I'm in the toilet now , I have an important meeting in a few minutes, and I can't go talking to these people smelling like a gutter and giving them literal shit eating grins.

What do I do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 18:41

Brush teeth, maybe?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 18:43

>>2
I brush two times a day
every day
I just brushed
I'm poppin breaths mints like they were ecstasy

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 19:50

Stop eating shit?

Name: Noko 2012-08-05 21:36

You got tonsilloliths bro. Poke your tonsils with the end of a toothbrush until yellow chunks come out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 18:24

You should floss at least once a day, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 0:39

Try soap instead of toothpaste.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 16:40

peanut-butter fart!

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HELP MY TEETH SMELL LIKE SHIT

1 Name: SHITTEETH 2012-07-26 18:34

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 18:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 18:43

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-26 19:50

5 Name: Noko 2012-08-05 21:36

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 18:24

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 0:39

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 16:40