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Doctor Who Episodes

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 3:27

Maybe I'm spoiled with Moffats great episodes, where the intrigue is clever and solid, but Steve Thompsons The Curse of the Black Spot made me question why I was watching Doctor Who at all (so naturally I come to 4chan to whine, because I know that you all care very much). It was clear that it was a filler episode even before Wikipedia confirmed it (as it was previous scheduled as the ninth episode, but later easily moved) but very sloppily(?) done.

There was nothing wrong with the basic premise, but the line is crossed when the Doctor "invents" that parallell universes can be linked through reflective surfaces. I'm not a nerd boy expecting everything to be canon, but this was handwaving a solution: "X can be a portal to alien spaceships sometimes."

The Doctor previously mentioned that the myth about sirens was persistent for a valid reason, so this implies that derelict spaceships ROUTINELY seeks out ships at sea with reflective surfaces to project their holographic medical AIs through. The alternative is that... ...the ships somehow crashed into eachother for some reason? ...and the boy infected them with typhoid fever? This is never explained, and yet this is most likely an obvious filler that will never be referred back to or explained further.

...but all these insane things doesn't compare to the finale, where they find Rory strapped to a medical table, because he's been kept alive so that he doesn't drown. His condition is easy to cure: His lungs are filled with water. I can understand that the ship doesn't know how to cure him, but the Doctor is known for his TREMENDOUS skills with alien computers, so this is where he should point his sonic screwdriver to the ships medical bank and explain to it that fluid doesn't belong in human lungs. Alternatively they could manually resusitate his heart and lungs while he's being kept alive.

Instead we have yet another cliché lifesaving scene where Rory magically gets better once Amy has stopped breaking his ribs, all because the series wants to explain to the viewers that she loves him and that he matters. It's so cliché and horribly contrived that what this scene does, is making Rory into an annoying burden.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 13:03


Closing Time

Sometimes this series remind me of the last seasons of MacGuyver, where this former special agent just goes around setting kids straight. In this episode the Doctor decides to help a "single" dad deal with handling a baby, and it is permeating the episode like it's intent on making me vomit. Sure, they encounter cybermen in this episode, but that encounter takes far less space.

The pair also get mistaken for a gay couple, and maybe I could have laughed if I've never seen this gimmick before, but now it just makes me nauseous.

In the beginning the Doctor makes the choice to sacrifice a once-in-a-lifetime visit to some extraordinary constellation of seven galaxies, to help out his friend Craig, because somewhere along his train of thought, he somehow forgot that he had a timemachine that would give him all the time he needed. In fact, between this episode and the previous one, he's been putting off his own death for 200 years, but now suddenly he's "run out of time".

After some messing about with a cybermat, which design I actually liked, the Doctor goes off to greet the cybermen, armed with nothing else but his screwdriver and a deathwish. His ace is the reprogrammed cybermat, but this is something he intends to use after getting captured, expecting a single cybermat to take out a whole group of cybermen singlehandedly.

This is of course all contrived to let Craig save the day, by "blowing them up with love". Yes, Craig literally blows the cybermen up with love, and although there's an explanation, this EMBODIMENT of a corny aesop, is what the whole episode was working toward. Perhaps the biggest hurdle in this rampage of a plot is at the end of it, where love alone is something that is shown can even break welded cybermen steel apart. Try breaking TINFOIL apart with love and get back to me on that.

Previous to this, only one other person has overpowered the control of becoming a cyberman (that are supposed to be cmpletely dead in order to make killing them off not a moral issue) and that woman was CRYING BLOOD, and she sure wasn't coming back to life after the process was complete - she just had some spirit left in her.

What I liked about this episode was the very basic premise of cybermen being stranded, but at this point I'm suspecting that Moffat is handing out these plots on cards, and then just going "Have fun!".

My problem with all these "love conquers all" plots, is that Doctor Who was about making the viewer feel small and humble before the universe, fueled by intelligent relativism. This season has been doing the opposite: It has been feeding the viewers stupidity and lies, making them feel all-powerful and absolute to the point that they can just blow anything up with the power of love. I'm not blaming Matt Smiths doctor, because this guy is brilliant as an actor ESPECIALLY when being allowed to be clever about things, but I'm beginning to think that maybe the Doctor SHOULD die, before this gets any worse.

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