This is how The Room should've ended.

I do nutt own twilight nur THE ROOM, which is the greastest movies of all tiem!

Edward was sitting on a chair, waiting for his beloved bella to arrive.

He tapped his fingers on the armest and waiteded.

and waiteded...

Until he cud wait no moar.

"ENUFF!" Edward roareded as he stuud up and stormed up to the room. He kicked down his door to reveul Bella fucking... JOHNNY!

"OH BELLLLAAHHH!" Johnny moaned as he fecked her belli button. "GIVE IT TO MEE, JOHNNEE BOI!" Bella came from her belli button.

"WHY, BELLA, WHY!" Edward roareded. "YOU ARE TEERING ME APART, BEELAAA!"

"Hee's right, Bella." Johnny smiled. "You are going to destroy heem. Hee's veery senstiveee."

"And~ So~ IS~ MY~ CLIT~ ORIS~" Bella sangsonged like brittney speares.

Edward runned from the room, screming in pur agonee. "YOU BIEEETCH!" He sobbd into his pillow as he cried like a baby.

Then he gut an awfill idea. "I'll keel them both." He grabbed a gun and shot both Leesa and Mark, killing them in one second flut.

Then he went back and feced Bella and Johnny. "TIME TO DIEEEEEE!"

Edward ripped off Johnny's head and peed inside his throat. Johhny's hed gasped in shock and blew up. Bella yelled in angur. "DAMN U EDWORD! I WAS HAPPY!"

"FUCK UR HAPPINESS BIEETCH! I KEEL YOU 4EVER!" Edward longed at Bella and began to bite chunks of flesh out of her bod.

Bella squealed as edward ate her breasts and chumped on her belly. "GET IN MAH BELLIIII!" He shirkeed in rage as he snapped her neck like chickens.

With dat, edword became happy at last. "I WIL NEVER BE SAD AGAIN!" Then an airplan fell onto his house and blew him up to kingdom come. Poor Ed.

THE ENDDDDD!

Oh hai tommy.

I fucking read those books I read fast so It just took me three days to read the four books but WTF I don't get how people like this shit.

It just Bella being a massive cunt for three books. You know that kind of person. They do all this stupid shit and its like WTF are you doing. They feel this pathetic urge to get themselves involved in everything, it could be totally unrelated to them but they squirm and wriggle there way into the middle. Oh and if you point out what they're doing or if they notice you see what they're doing, they cry tell you what a horrible person they are and how everything would be better without them. But alas they keep doing the same stupid shit.

Then she becomes a vampire and apparently born to be a cunt as a human makes a perfect vampire.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS EPIC