Name: RedCream 2010-06-05 16:16
I have a confession to make....I was the one who got Megan Fox to quit Transformers 3!
It is true. Let me tell you the tale. As many of you know, I make several trips to the US each year for various business interests. One such trip involved meeting a client in an upscale Los Angeles restaurant where he ate a lot of sea bass but failed to buy my services. Luckily, he had a party afterwards that I tagged along to, at which i met up with Megan Fox. She was just about to begin pre-produciton on Transformers 3, but was less than thrilled to be returning to the role. Seizing my chance, I gave Megan Fox a tadpole as a gift. I instructed Megan Fox to insert the tadpole into her vagina and keep it there for two weeks. She dropped it in and then went about her business. Later, as the tadpole grew, Megan Fox was beseiged by intense moments of pleasure, which also gave her distinct moments of clarity. One such moment allowed her to realize Transformers was dumb and she quit. Another such moment caused her to call me up and demand that I marry her, but as I am already married I had to turn her down.
Unfortunately, the tadpole has now grown into the full-sized frog after the two weeks and soon hopped out of Megan Fox's vagina. I do not know what happened to the frog after that, but I do know that Brian Austin Green likes to eat frog legs. Alas, I am all out of tadpoles until the next rainy season, so I will not be able to save the next unlucky actress sucked into the cesspool that will be Transformers 3.
Until next time!
It is true. Let me tell you the tale. As many of you know, I make several trips to the US each year for various business interests. One such trip involved meeting a client in an upscale Los Angeles restaurant where he ate a lot of sea bass but failed to buy my services. Luckily, he had a party afterwards that I tagged along to, at which i met up with Megan Fox. She was just about to begin pre-produciton on Transformers 3, but was less than thrilled to be returning to the role. Seizing my chance, I gave Megan Fox a tadpole as a gift. I instructed Megan Fox to insert the tadpole into her vagina and keep it there for two weeks. She dropped it in and then went about her business. Later, as the tadpole grew, Megan Fox was beseiged by intense moments of pleasure, which also gave her distinct moments of clarity. One such moment allowed her to realize Transformers was dumb and she quit. Another such moment caused her to call me up and demand that I marry her, but as I am already married I had to turn her down.
Unfortunately, the tadpole has now grown into the full-sized frog after the two weeks and soon hopped out of Megan Fox's vagina. I do not know what happened to the frog after that, but I do know that Brian Austin Green likes to eat frog legs. Alas, I am all out of tadpoles until the next rainy season, so I will not be able to save the next unlucky actress sucked into the cesspool that will be Transformers 3.
Until next time!