there were no black people in Die Hard 4

??

I killed em.

Okay?

Wow. Okay?

And your point is...?

They spent all their time charging their lazers, whereas Bruce Willis himself is a mobile Hueg Fucking Lazer. Normal black people are like Venusaur using solarbeam. They have to charge up for one turn prior to attacking. Bruce Willis, on the other hand, learned secret lazer-charging techniques from Sam Jackson in Die Hard 3, which Jackson used to get pwnt by a whiny white bitch named Anakin in Episode 3. Bruce Willis can Solarbeam every turn cause he has have the Drought ability, which causes the sun to shine brightly throughout the fight. This also means that Bruce Willis has high attack and defense values like a Groudon also.

So, hesitation in the face of an implausible computer network rape is what enabled Bruce Willis and left many black mans going "wtf?!! where's my internets?".

I think the dude who gets blown up at the beginning's friend playing video games was black.

And who the fuck cares?

So? There was an old geezer with more hair in his nose than on his head that saved the day. How's that for egalitarianism?

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