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Ever since Captain N I've pondered the greatness of having a pause button in real life.  Of course it wouldn't be a real button, that would just be stupid.  It would be more like a command or thought that would instantly pause time and space but keep the person in time and able to interact with the world.  Maybe if I wrote a book on it... or made a movie...

So I turn on the TV and who do I see using my idea?  Adam Sandler.  Adam fucking Sandler.  Fuck you, you fucking Jewbag.