I would open a chain of pay-day lender / personal cash advance stores across from casinos.
Then I would pay:
M.Night Shymalan and Randy Newman to produce.
Star Wars Episode VII: Misa back! IN 3D.
With Justin Bieber and Jar-Jar Binks the main characters. There will be interactive "realistic sprays" and "moving seats". One lucky viewer might feel his tongue as he sneezes on screen!
Satisfied with the riots that would result from this abomination, I would buy Valve and have the Westboro Baptist church make Half Life 3.